Sunday is like a holiday because
there are new episodes of Girls and Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
If I was a pothead, I’d be obese.
I’ve gained 4 pounds since Bamboozle. I smoke and then devour anything I come in contact with. NO MORE SMOKING AND NO MORE EATING STUPID THINGS THAT I SHOULDN’T BE EATING. It also doesn’t help that my kitchen is under construction.
